I shanked a bowl of cereal because i love to snort cocaine
i beat a hippie because i have double D’s
o-o;;;I ran naked with my boyfriend because I’m a pimp….
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awesomephiliaI shot my lover because I’m gay.
i smoked with my lover because i have amazing boobs 😂😂
i shanked paris hilton because i’m a pimp how interesting
I stabbed a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that (: November + 08 + black
I slept with your mom because I’m a pimp
I shot my boy friend because I love to snort cocaine
i cuddled with the kool-aid man because i love marijuana
I cuddled a homeless guy because i like marijuana…
I stabbed my lover because I love marijuana. HAHAHAHHAAA!!
I smoked with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I cuddled with my love because I’m good in bed 😏
I ran shirtless with a mop because I’m ssexy like that
I shanked a mop because hoes kept stealing my tacos.Can’t get fairer than that.
I shot my bestfriend because I’m sexy like that
i ran shirtless with your mom because i’m sexy like that
I ate a hippie because I smoked crack.